Still Alive....Barely
Its been a good week and a half since I last checked in with the couple of you who read this. This past weekend was an especially good weekend. Not crazy good but good nonetheless. I spent the weekend with the family. Mom, Grandma, and Sis came up to visit with my brother and me. We ended up spending most of the weekend in Corpus where we ate at Olive Garden last night. Today my mom took us shopping at the mall where my brother, my sister, and I actually hung out. I've never hung out at the mall with my sister like that before but it seems she's growing up to be a pretty cool person. Its especially funny when my brother or I piss her off and she says "You bastard!" cause we taught her that. And then when my mom got lost on the way to Corpus and we passed by the same stupid factory for the fifth time she is the one to say "Lets bomb it." I was so proud at that moment. Anyway after hanging out at the mall we ate at Hooters. Hooters is a weird place to go eat with your mom and grandmother. The food is not good enough to overcome the awkwardness. Not that it didn't stop my shifty eyes but what can I say? Its hard not to look when there are breasts and asses hanging everywhere. The food sucked but our waitress was cute. Anyway before they left they made sure that our fridge was stocked with all kinds of food, some of it homemade. I love my mommy.

In Health News
From the people who brought you this story, comes this story. For those of you too lazy to click on the links, the first story says that masturbation prevents prostate cancer. The second story states that women can prevent breast cancer by giving oral sex to men. Now before you get thoughts of selflessly allowing your girlfriend to give you a BJ, it turns out that the story is a hoax. Sorry people but according to the guy who created the webpage there is no connection between fellatio and breast cancer. Not yet. I hope to be conducting research soon. Any volunteers? Didn't think so. Oh Well. The masturbation story is true so I can still continue helping to prevent prostate cancer in myself. Woo hoo!